The Coronavirus Episodes are Coming, but first

Let’s talk about a millennial accountant turned to Security

A real-life Cinderella story without the old CISO crones

… so clearly there must be some value in security

There must be some money worth spending

And of course, it must be left up to a Millennial

Because old dudes in security are too crotchety

They are too negative… and beat up… and paid too much

Just move them onto the next job

where they can uncle fester for 2 years

Straight up, CISOs are pessimistic people that run

money-wasting departments

So an accountant tuned security guy is the perfect match because such a person can prove what a

waste of money security is… right?

Grab your torches and pitchforks…

Who cares who clicked on the no click report

You’re a small fish anyways and no one cares

about hacking you…. just outsource the responsibility.